Okay, I know you're wondering ... why Four Tails?
The Four Tails belong to my
cats, past and present:  Boudicca
(top right), Mincot (squashed in
the middle), and Molly Teacup
(bottom).

The fourth "tail" belongs to Mr.
Rochester, now living happily in
Portland, Oregon, where he gets
fresh fish almost daily, poor
baby.
Security and general morale are
both provided by my
handicapable Welsh Corgi,
Piglet.

He doesn't have a tail.
In addition to holding a doctorate in medieval history from the University of Texas at Austin
(1997), I am a self-representing artist, and a member of the Book Workers' Guild.  The cats
disdain any formal organization, as they are sufficiently credentialed in and of themselves.